Meet our Men's Team
Spice up your life with
some Ginger Spice.
Never a scrum half, heavier, fatter and uglier than the whole front row.
Second Row/ 7s Captain
Warning! Do not leave in direct sunlight.
Versatile 2nd row
Attractive, Majestic, Versatile 2nd row that decided to give 12 a try. Man of steel 2019. 2 year veteran. AKA Thor, Jesus, the one and the only.
Prop thats meant to be retired
Been at the club for so long I can't remember. Started on the wing, then centre and now prop who is meant to be retired. Vice Capt, Captain and now vice president. Only one daft enough to get the club tattoo.
Michael De Luca
Breaking personal bests on the pitch and girls teeth off the pitch
An English alcoholic gardener.
Resident go go dancer
Cant run, wont run.
They call me Flash, but I'm not the saviour of the universe.... or am I?!
Prop, I mean Lock.
Looks Welsh, sounds Scouse, smelliest farts alive.
The forgotten Weasley...
Been at the club since the dark days, seen promotion and relegation. Libby is in my blood. May be the "fattest back" but definitely a 12!
"Did you know I went to St.Andrews Uni?"
-Iain Struthers aka Smithers
Legs of a body builder and the height of an oompa-loompa.
Big Friendly Ginger
Should probably be back row but I like McDonald's and beers too much to do anything about it.
Decided to try rugby at 45 after 3 heart attacks! Love the club and am the shorted player by a mile! Apparently am hooker but play wherever I'm told.
Golden Oldie. No pace, cant'pass but will always stop Ally from scoring.